Regi's Story by Rat2rrjHey, Reg! yelped a voice.
The dusty wind blew through Regis purple and gold streaked rat fur as his friend ran up to him. Did you do anything, other than moping, while I was gone searching for food? asked Pete. Regi nodded to his canine pal.
Yes, actually I programmed the wrecked spaceship we found to fly us to Earth, where well get some help from the locals. The black and grey puppy sighed, patting Regi on the back.
I know how you feel, Reg. Remember, Im your orphan farmhand without a poké to his name. I had no say in anything. You, on the other paw, had two great parents and a sister on the way. Me? Zip. Nada. You had the good life Reg, and you helped me through mine. The rat smiled, then rummaged though Petes sack, finding a few apples, some corn ears, and, he whooped, CHESTNUTS! from an underground store somewhere. Youre welcome. Now stop drooling and help me pack the rest of our collection.
RandomStoryInspiration by Rat2RATED T 4 TEEN, BE WARNED
The Christmas dance had been a hit. Everyone at Kadic attended, and even the teachers were having a good time. The other kids had pushed Odd up on stage, because he could make almost any song instantly hilarious.
"Hey Odd!" Ulrich yelled over the other students, "Sing 'Grandma got run over by a Reindeer'!" The purple clad teen nodded that he heard, and grabbed the mic.
"Oh, Grandma got run over by a reindeer!..." Odd made an even better parody of the song than its original singers. Aelita and Jeremie were cracking up at Odd's antics. By the time Odd reached the part where, "...They should never give a license, to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. ..." Aelita groaned, for Mr. Puck was still in her dorm room, and Jeremie's laughter tapered off. The next song was 'Holly Jolly Christmas' and again, Odd was using the mic to entertain. "...I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a Kup O' Chir..." All the Redwall fans in the audience snickered. Odd g